rachel-burt:

Kitten Mittons! Finally finished this little guy! Acrylic on masonite 🐾🐾 

Hello, Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! Kitten Mittons. Finally, there is an elegant, comfortable mitton for cats… I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, or an in-between? That doesn’t matter! Cause one size fits all! Kitten Mittons! You’ll be smitten! So come on down to Paddy’s Pub. We’re the hoooooooommee of the original Kitten Mittons. Meeeeeeeeeeowwwww!
sailingstarshipsinthenight:

It’s always sunny in #chicago #vacation
King of the Rats by Victoria Lane
Frank Reynolds by Burak Çınar
Rum Ham by Jesse Johnson
softer—softest:

bang      bang bang 

softer--softest asked: one time my friends sister was walking around (we live in philly) and saw a guy that kinda looked like mac but she was like, nah that guy is super fat!! that can't be mac!! and then when the season aired she was like HOLY SHIT WHY IS MAC FAT!? THAT WAS HIM!? WHAT?! and now we are still mad at her for not investigating further

She is not one of us

helenkellerscissorhands:

Ad for Kitten Mittens of course