March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Hey, regular fry hidden in my curly fries. It’s okay to just be yourself, pal.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Today I purchased boxed wine. The cashier held me and told me everything was going to be okay.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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The chocolate cake I just ate fulfilled me in ways no human being ever will. 
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My dating technique is wearing a mini skirt and whispering sweet nothings like, “I have a loaded gun, so don’t try anything funny. Just get in the car. You smell ravishing.” It never fails to leave a big impression. 
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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