January 2012
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After months of testing and analysis, I have come to the conclusion that crazy straws do indeed make everything taste better. That’s science.
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cakesandcomics:
“This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!”
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How can I tell if a guy is really interested in me and not just wondering why I followed him home from the grocery store? Relationships are tough.
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starifishy asked: have you considered making a book of all the awesome shit you say? i think many would read it.
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attackofthecritic asked: how can you be the master of karate AND friendship when all the other karate masters are jelous of your skill?
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Sometimes I get worried I’ll post something that will offend you guys, but my KKK friends tell me I’m just being paranoid.
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Anonymous asked: Wouldn't my friend hate me for framing her for stealing a baby and locking it in the car?
Anonymous asked: How do I convince my friend to stop seeing me as a brother and start looking at me as at least third cousins so we can make out?
I took my cat with me to pick up a Redbox movie. So, yes, you could say this has been quite the date night.
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