chuckingwood asked: You come back to Tumblr just as Jennifer Lawrence nudes were release. As a detective now, I'm not allowed to believe in coincidence.
Nah, I’ll wait until she gets naked in a film or something. There’s just something about invading a person’s privacy that doesn’t do it for me.
Anonymous asked: Are you aware, or at least have a general idea of how beautiful you are?
When I look at my reflection I’m usually like “meh”, but every now and then I’m like “damn”. I hope this clears things up.
Anonymous asked: Have you changed a lot over the last five years?
I learned how to use a bobby pin correctly.
Anonymous asked: What's the best line to use on a girl?
"Hi, my name is Ryan Gosling. What is your name?"
Room service guy quotes The Wizard of Oz and asks me if I’ve ever heard of the film. I slowly shut the door in his face.