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 Birmel Guerrero

If you’re not careful, time will take away everything that ever hurt you, everything you have ever lost, and replace it with knowledge. Time is a machine: it will convert your pain into experience. Raw data will be compiled, will be translated into a more comprehensible language. The individual events of your life will be transmuted into another substance called memory and in the mechanism something will be lost and you will never be able to reverse it, you will never again have the original moment back in its uncategorized, preprocessed state. It will force you to move on and you will not have a choice in the matter.

— Charles Yu, How to Live Safely in a Science Fiction Universe

Anonymous asked: Girl I'm dating says I am too hard to read. She hates that she can't tell if I'm joking or not. She is getting sick of my eccentric behavior. What can I do to fix this? I think I'm perfectly normal. Haha

You’ve got a few options available:
1. Start carrying around an index card with the word “JOKE” written clearly on it and after saying your joke you can discreetly shove it in her face.
2. Go “haha” after making a sarcastic remark.
3. Have you tried turning her on and off again?

Haha.

My mom noticed this picture of Troy and Abed today and asked me if they were my friends. I told her they were my best friends.
thisgingerhassoul:

❤️ MY TAT
xombiedirge:

Jaws by Garry Brown / Website / Tumblr
I feel like this is a sign I’m going to completely ignore.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into the boy’s hole. Thanks Tennessee. You were great.
xombiedirge:

Usagi Yojimbo by Anson Jew / Blog
9” X 12” ink on bristol paper original illustration available HERE.
Part of the Help the Sakais Benefit Auction, organised in conjunction with CAPS. and included in “The Sakai Project Book”. More info and donation options HERE

Anonymous asked: you dead?

Only inside

Anonymous asked: i saw your url and got really excited and your blog theme is even better then i expected

Thank you! Sorry it’s been lacking in content lately. The internet gods and I are kinda in a mind blowing battle to the death these days.

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