Kale is the gateway drug to shitty taste in food.
Anonymous asked: Two Q's: Are you single & what's your height? Have a nice day!
I am emotionally unavailable and 5’3. I feel so exposed.
you sound like a ninja turtle
It’s really not so bad down here. The TMNT have accepted me and I get to see a naked Charlie Kelly every now and then bashing rats. There was a little mix up with Splinter and Charlie, but for the most part we live in harmony and I get to eat all the pizza I want.