Cut it out, nature. ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŒˆ

I don’t want to see Velma Dinkley’s vagina. I want to see Hannibal eating her brain while she says, “Jinkies!” Get your shit together, Tumblr.

Any time I search for art for an animated female character on Tumblr the majority of the results are tits and dicks. Are you okay, Tumblr?

"I have a town depending on me in Animal Crossing and Iโ€™ve got all these goddamn Pokemon to train. I have responsibilities, Mom."-Me, 25 years old

nivbavarsky:

"Ice Cream"
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I drew this back in 2011, for a publication that never happened.
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pin-her-up:

FINALLY-my homage to George Petty through Harley Quinn and pooch! I have a few different renditions-but this one is closest to my original idea!
drugsruleeverythingaroundme:

You need to learn: You’re a real monster and godzilla actually not

conehead-1994 asked: Dr. Phil is after your ass it seems lol

He’s bound and determined to diagnose me with a disorder. Bae loves me.

Everything was going great until he uttered the words, “Stevia tastes just like sugar.”

salvadoriansensation:

Gojira, gojira….
wilburwhateley:

The Lighthouse Stone by Benjamin Dodds***The graveyard is located on a hillside that has slowly been falling into the ocean, and is currently closed to tourism due to the danger of the area.The most curious thing about this site is the large gravestone or marker located at what once was the center of the graveyard. The large stone was dubbed “The Lighthouse Stone” in 1936. During the replacement of the first-order lens of the Cape Blanco Lighthouse, a large storm hit the area. Many in the area reported fantastical stories of sights over the ocean but the most interesting was the account told by James Langlois and James Hughes,who saw a horrific sight over the old graveyard. They told of sounds carried through the winds between the thunder crashes and of something out of the rain as if hiding behind a sheet of blackness…the rest of the artist’s story about the stone here. 

Redemption? Sure. But in the end, heโ€™s just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.

— Mr. Fox, Fantastic Mr. Fox (via stabstabi)