If you’re not careful, time will take away everything that ever hurt you, everything you have ever lost, and replace it with knowledge. Time is a machine: it will convert your pain into experience. Raw data will be compiled, will be translated into a more comprehensible language. The individual events of your life will be transmuted into another substance called memory and in the mechanism something will be lost and you will never be able to reverse it, you will never again have the original moment back in its uncategorized, preprocessed state. It will force you to move on and you will not have a choice in the matter.
Anonymous asked: Girl I'm dating says I am too hard to read. She hates that she can't tell if I'm joking or not. She is getting sick of my eccentric behavior. What can I do to fix this? I think I'm perfectly normal. Haha
You’ve got a few options available:
1. Start carrying around an index card with the word “JOKE” written clearly on it and after saying your joke you can discreetly shove it in her face.
2. Go “haha” after making a sarcastic remark.
3. Have you tried turning her on and off again?
Anonymous asked: you dead?
Anonymous asked: i saw your url and got really excited and your blog theme is even better then i expected
Thank you! Sorry it’s been lacking in content lately. The internet gods and I are kinda in a mind blowing battle to the death these days.