Urban Outfitters: a place where you can get all the hottest fashion trends including a shirt that says “Eat Less” and if you’re feeling adventurous a blood stained Kent University sweater that will really make your eyes pop.
Anonymous asked: How do you get so many likes and reblogs on some of your posts?
It just happens sometimes. Virgin sacrifices don’t hurt though.
Anonymous asked: Do you consider yourself a nerd?
Spawn of the underworld? Yeah, sure.
Anonymous asked: What do you smell like?
Milk steak and jelly beans
Anonymous asked: What do I need to do in order to become a fake nerd?
If you’re a woman then apparently nothing. Just continue being a woman or become a woman. Best of luck on your pursuit padawan.
I got really excited about the quality of some paper towels today. Time to die.